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Hi! Hard-Boiled Baby here, Baby or HBB for short. I first dipped my toes into fannish waters in 2009, and I've been having a blast ever since.

Besides this wonderful archive, my S&H stories can also be found at Archive of Our Own

I mostly hang out on LiveJournal; if you're in the neighborhood, feel free to stop by. Thanks for reading!

 
Stories by hardboiledbaby

Vanessa makes a unilateral decision.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 101 - Hits: 680
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2011 - Last Updated: 09/03/2011

Starsky makes a promise he comes to regret.

Rae's "Alex" read aloud by hardboiledbaby




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 26 - Hits: 348
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

The true story of me and Hutch versus big, bad Gunther.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Zinefic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1694 - Hits: 241
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/30/2017 - Last Updated: 07/30/2017

I woke up in a world of hurt this morning.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 398 - Hits: 277
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/17/2016 - Last Updated: 04/17/2016

Time is running out.

Kassidy's "Blood on the Sun" read aloud by hardboiledbaby




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 26 - Hits: 417
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

“Happy birthday, old man.”

Starsky rolled over to see Hutch standing in the doorway of their bedroom, with a tray in his hands and a smirk on his face.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 659 - Hits: 309
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/29/2016 - Last Updated: 05/29/2016

Missing Scene from The Psychic.

Molo's "Care and Maintenance" read aloud by hardboiledbaby




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 37 - Hits: 431
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

It was like trying to catch lightning. The glint of his eyes, his chest a flash/blur of blue motion, always at the edge of Hutch's fingertips. Starsky was always just out of reach.

Molo's "Caught Lightning" read aloud by hardboiledbaby




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 25 - Hits: 323
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

A few days before Christmas, Hutch is hurting but Starsky is the one who needs the reassurance.

Kerrys2Boys' "Christmas Rhetoric" read aloud by themusecalliope and hardboiledbaby



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 28 - Hits: 521
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/09/2015 - Last Updated: 08/09/2015

It was supposed to be just a stupid little game of hide and seek.

A Starsky POV snippet from "The Game."



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble, Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 199 - Hits: 251
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/20/2017 - Last Updated: 08/20/2017

"An unspeakable tragedy..."




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 94 - Hits: 835
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/15/2011 - Last Updated: 08/15/2011

This was their first double date since Starsky's release from the hospital, and Hutch was determined to make it a complete success.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3689 - Hits: 474
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/09/2015 - Last Updated: 08/09/2015

He drove like a man possessed, which is what he was, after all: a man possessed with the need to find his partner.

Missing scenes from "Bloodbath" and "Survival."

 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 227 - Hits: 218
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/09/2015 - Last Updated: 08/09/2015

Starsky has an epiphany.

Thayln's "Epiphany Series" read aloud by hardboiledbaby




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 32 - Hits: 346
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

This isn't so bad. A guy could get used to this.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 603 - Hits: 592
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/12/2011 - Last Updated: 02/12/2011

After Starsky's rescued from Simon Marcus' followers, he resists staying at the hospital.

Laura McEwan's "Even White Knights Sleep" read aloud by hardboiledbaby




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 26 - Hits: 379
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

Starsky's mother comes to Bay City for a visit. Starsky contemplates his future. Hutch is annoyingly optimistic about the whole thing.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5008 - Hits: 329
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/11/2017 - Last Updated: 01/11/2017

Used to be, when one of us fell, the other would be there to pick him back up, dust him off, get him going again. Used to be.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Challenge, Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 401 - Hits: 196
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/24/2016 - Last Updated: 09/24/2016

Like the title says.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 12328 - Hits: 1242
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/12/2011 - Last Updated: 02/12/2011

Just like that, they were fuck buddies.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 389 - Hits: 1071
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/12/2011 - Last Updated: 02/12/2011

"I'm not drunk," Starsky said. Because he wasn't. Really.

 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 536 - Hits: 297
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/09/2015 - Last Updated: 08/09/2015

Post-Sweet Revenge, a recovering Starsky returns to New York.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3862 - Hits: 830
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/08/2013 - Last Updated: 01/08/2013

It was all well and good for Starsky to say "this didn't happen," but Bernie and his partner had already called in sighting the missing officer. What were they going to do now?

Missing scene from The Fix.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 337 - Hits: 126
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/13/2016 - Last Updated: 11/13/2016

He was old and tired, so tired of living in the half-light.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 739 - Hits: 681
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/26/2011 - Last Updated: 04/26/2011

Hutch lets go and holds on. Based on Targets Without a Badge.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble, Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 99 - Hits: 709
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2011 - Last Updated: 09/03/2011

It's not really about the watch.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 98 - Hits: 647
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/15/2011 - Last Updated: 08/15/2011

They say hearing is the last to go.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 261 - Hits: 603
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/12/2011 - Last Updated: 02/12/2011

After all these months, Hutch knew his sins were finally coming home to roost.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3166 - Hits: 1081
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/12/2011 - Last Updated: 02/12/2011

Suspected kidnappers killed by a cop. There had to have been consequences. Tag to The Psychic.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 642 - Hits: 663
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/28/2011 - Last Updated: 05/28/2011

"Wh-what happened?" The words grated in Starsky's throat and ears, ugly and rasping.

"You were shot." Hutch didn't sound so good either.

Starsky thought hard. "Don't remember."


A "Sweet Revenge" AU.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Zinefic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4317 - Hits: 1136
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/10/2013 - Last Updated: 10/10/2013

Everyone thinks they're an expert.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 92 - Hits: 597
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/28/2011 - Last Updated: 10/28/2011

Sometimes Starsky just doesn't listen.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 101 - Hits: 621
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2011 - Last Updated: 09/03/2011

A series of four drabbles, tag to "Gillian"


 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 400 - Hits: 625
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/12/2011 - Last Updated: 06/12/2011

Seth Cooper wasn't the highest-paid lawyer in his firm for nothing. He was calm, cool, and supremely collected. A verdict of 'not guilty on all counts' was a foregone conclusion, a sure bet.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 426 - Hits: 117
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/13/2016 - Last Updated: 11/13/2016

Hutch was a man on the edge. Had Starsky pushed him there?

Set between SvH and SR.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1224 - Hits: 500
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/09/2015 - Last Updated: 08/09/2015

A Hobbit-style birthday drabble for Barancoire, who asked for "Starsky & Hutch; break at the beach."



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 100 - Hits: 181
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/18/2016 - Last Updated: 09/18/2016

You don't always get to choose how you grow old. Missing scene from The Pilot.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 200 - Hits: 827
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/26/2011 - Last Updated: 07/26/2011

Over the years, there'd been countless shots, countless bodies. It was what he did, and did well.

Prologue to The Plague.


 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 460 - Hits: 576
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/05/2011 - Last Updated: 06/05/2011

Tag for the ep Shootout.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 287 - Hits: 622
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/28/2012 - Last Updated: 03/28/2012

Starsky has 24 hours to live. Now one of those hours is gone. Missing scene from the ep A Coffin For Starsky.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 596 - Hits: 724
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/11/2012 - Last Updated: 02/11/2012

Starsky's idea of a picture-perfect romantic moment: just him and Hutch, cuddled up on the couch together.

 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 434 - Hits: 217
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/21/2017 - Last Updated: 01/21/2017

They talk, among other things.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 994 - Hits: 987
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/26/2011 - Last Updated: 04/26/2011

Hutch decides it is time to remove the hair from his lip.


 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Challenge, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1293 - Hits: 787
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/15/2011 - Last Updated: 04/15/2011

If perception is reality, then Hutch is Starsky's reality.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 188 - Hits: 820
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/12/2011 - Last Updated: 10/12/2011

A Sweet Revenge double drabble.


 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 199 - Hits: 597
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/12/2011 - Last Updated: 07/12/2011

A quiet afternoon at the beach helps restore the soul.

 

Dawnwind's "Rock of Ages" read aloud by hardboiledbaby



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 31 - Hits: 250
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/09/2014 - Last Updated: 09/09/2014

Starsky watches M*A*S*H.


 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 203 - Hits: 570
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/07/2011 - Last Updated: 07/07/2011

"If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there, does it make a sound?"




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1036 - Hits: 571
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/23/2011 - Last Updated: 04/23/2011

May is still spring.

A Sweet Revenge drabble.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble, Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 93 - Hits: 357
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/30/2012 - Last Updated: 03/30/2012

World Naked Gardening Day. It's a thing.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 372 - Hits: 119
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/13/2016 - Last Updated: 11/13/2016