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Hi! Hard-Boiled Baby here, Baby or HBB for short. I first dipped my toes into fannish waters in 2009, and I've been having a blast ever since.

Besides this wonderful archive, my S&H stories can also be found at Archive of Our Own

I mostly hang out on LiveJournal; if you're in the neighborhood, feel free to stop by. Thanks for reading!

 
Stories by hardboiledbaby

Flash ficlet, written for duluthgirl's prompt "Hutch + Dobey; what was said right after they restarted Starsky's heart."

Missing scene from "Sweet Revenge," natch.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 379 - Hits: 92
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/13/2016 - Last Updated: 11/13/2016

Some lies hurt worse than others.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1493 - Hits: 707
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/12/2011 - Last Updated: 02/12/2011

Post-SR, Starsky is discharged from the hospital.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1333 - Hits: 405
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/09/2015 - Last Updated: 08/09/2015

They know all the steps by heart.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 275 - Hits: 520
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/03/2011 - Last Updated: 07/03/2011

The chasm is wide and deep; if we can't make it to the other side, I don't know how far we'll fall.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 157 - Hits: 128
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/13/2016 - Last Updated: 11/13/2016

Tag to Starsky's Lady




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble, Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 100 - Hits: 518
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2011 - Last Updated: 09/03/2011

Under the pitiless, unforgiving lights of the interrogation room, the two detectives watched her silently and waited.


 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 649 - Hits: 466
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/19/2011 - Last Updated: 05/19/2011

Hutch hated the Torino with his heart and soul, but mostly with his back...



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 312 - Hits: 110
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/13/2016 - Last Updated: 11/13/2016

"Love is, above all, the gift of oneself."




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 6545 - Hits: 890
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/14/2011 - Last Updated: 04/14/2011

Somewhere in the release Starsky felt the press of lips through his curls. When Hutch's left arm came up to complete the circle he was held in, he did as he had done long ago on a rickety step, he buried himself in his partner and gave his pain and suffering up to another. No smell of warm leather this time, but the echoing sense of being safe and being home filled him just the same.

Callisto's "The Great Wall of China" read aloud by hardboiledbaby




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 26 - Hits: 231
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

Flinging his badge into the Pacific, throwing it all away... it was the hardest thing he had ever done. A TWaB AU.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 275 - Hits: 381
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/11/2012 - Last Updated: 08/11/2012

Starsky knew before he opened his eyes.

Tag to ACFS.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 193 - Hits: 581
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/19/2011 - Last Updated: 07/19/2011

Hutch expounds on cookware maintenance. Starsky takes notes.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 328 - Hits: 88
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/13/2016 - Last Updated: 11/13/2016

Hutch opened his front door and stopped short. There was a plant sitting on his doorstep.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Challenge
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 530 - Hits: 86
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/13/2016 - Last Updated: 11/13/2016

"Hutch, you know, you and me, we're like the thing that holds the toilet paper."



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: None
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 639 - Hits: 206
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/22/2016 - Last Updated: 03/22/2016

"The trouble with normal is it always gets worse"

 

—Bruce Cockburn

 

Salieri's "The Trouble With Normal" read aloud by hardboiledbaby

 




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 38 - Hits: 211
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

Starsky sat by the bed and waited.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble, Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 100 - Hits: 654
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2011 - Last Updated: 09/03/2011

Time heals all wounds, or so they say.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble, Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 96 - Hits: 559
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/15/2011 - Last Updated: 08/15/2011

It wasn't just any coin, it was Starsky's lucky coin.

Heads, I go; tails, I stay.... Tails. Hmm.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4704 - Hits: 670
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/12/2011 - Last Updated: 02/12/2011

Starsky reminds Hutch to take his vitamins. An 'older boys' story.

Romankate's "Vitamins" read aloud by hardboiledbaby




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 26 - Hits: 556
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

In matters of the heart, Starsky is nothing if not creative.

 


 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 707 - Hits: 999
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/23/2011 - Last Updated: 03/24/2011

Hutch thinks they need it. Starsky doesn't. Turns out, they're both right.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 198 - Hits: 622
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/26/2011 - Last Updated: 07/26/2011

Little Alice and her mama.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 101 - Hits: 529
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2011 - Last Updated: 09/03/2011

It was the summer of '69.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 290 - Hits: 484
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/01/2011 - Last Updated: 07/01/2011