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Hi! Hard-Boiled Baby here, Baby or HBB for short. I first dipped my toes into fannish waters in 2009, and I've been having a blast ever since.

Besides this wonderful archive, my S&H stories can also be found at Archive of Our Own

I mostly hang out on LiveJournal; if you're in the neighborhood, feel free to stop by. Thanks for reading!

 
Stories by hardboiledbaby

Vanessa makes a unilateral decision.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 101 - Hits: 630
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2011 - Last Updated: 09/03/2011

Starsky makes a promise he comes to regret.

Rae's "Alex" read aloud by hardboiledbaby




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 26 - Hits: 315
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

The true story of me and Hutch versus big, bad Gunther.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Zinefic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1694 - Hits: 139
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/30/2017 - Last Updated: 07/30/2017

I woke up in a world of hurt this morning.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 398 - Hits: 211
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/17/2016 - Last Updated: 04/17/2016

Time is running out.

Kassidy's "Blood on the Sun" read aloud by hardboiledbaby




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 26 - Hits: 375
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

“Happy birthday, old man.”

Starsky rolled over to see Hutch standing in the doorway of their bedroom, with a tray in his hands and a smirk on his face.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 659 - Hits: 250
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/29/2016 - Last Updated: 05/29/2016

Missing Scene from The Psychic.

Molo's "Care and Maintenance" read aloud by hardboiledbaby




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 37 - Hits: 375
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

It was like trying to catch lightning. The glint of his eyes, his chest a flash/blur of blue motion, always at the edge of Hutch's fingertips. Starsky was always just out of reach.

Molo's "Caught Lightning" read aloud by hardboiledbaby




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 25 - Hits: 267
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

A few days before Christmas, Hutch is hurting but Starsky is the one who needs the reassurance.

Kerrys2Boys' "Christmas Rhetoric" read aloud by themusecalliope and hardboiledbaby



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 28 - Hits: 442
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/09/2015 - Last Updated: 08/09/2015

It was supposed to be just a stupid little game of hide and seek.

A Starsky POV snippet from "The Game."



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble, Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 199 - Hits: 133
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/20/2017 - Last Updated: 08/20/2017

"An unspeakable tragedy..."




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 94 - Hits: 783
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/15/2011 - Last Updated: 08/15/2011

This was their first double date since Starsky's release from the hospital, and Hutch was determined to make it a complete success.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3689 - Hits: 401
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/09/2015 - Last Updated: 08/09/2015

He drove like a man possessed, which is what he was, after all: a man possessed with the need to find his partner.

Missing scenes from "Bloodbath" and "Survival."

 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 227 - Hits: 167
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/09/2015 - Last Updated: 08/09/2015

Starsky has an epiphany.

Thayln's "Epiphany Series" read aloud by hardboiledbaby




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 32 - Hits: 301
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

This isn't so bad. A guy could get used to this.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 603 - Hits: 548
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/12/2011 - Last Updated: 02/12/2011

After Starsky's rescued from Simon Marcus' followers, he resists staying at the hospital.

Laura McEwan's "Even White Knights Sleep" read aloud by hardboiledbaby




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 26 - Hits: 323
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2013 - Last Updated: 09/03/2013

Starsky's mother comes to Bay City for a visit. Starsky contemplates his future. Hutch is annoyingly optimistic about the whole thing.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5008 - Hits: 268
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/11/2017 - Last Updated: 01/11/2017

Used to be, when one of us fell, the other would be there to pick him back up, dust him off, get him going again. Used to be.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Challenge, Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 401 - Hits: 152
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/24/2016 - Last Updated: 09/24/2016

Like the title says.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 12328 - Hits: 1150
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/12/2011 - Last Updated: 02/12/2011

Just like that, they were fuck buddies.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 389 - Hits: 1013
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/12/2011 - Last Updated: 02/12/2011

"I'm not drunk," Starsky said. Because he wasn't. Really.

 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 536 - Hits: 249
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/09/2015 - Last Updated: 08/09/2015

Post-Sweet Revenge, a recovering Starsky returns to New York.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3862 - Hits: 760
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/08/2013 - Last Updated: 01/08/2013

It was all well and good for Starsky to say "this didn't happen," but Bernie and his partner had already called in sighting the missing officer. What were they going to do now?

Missing scene from The Fix.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 337 - Hits: 92
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/13/2016 - Last Updated: 11/13/2016

He was old and tired, so tired of living in the half-light.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 739 - Hits: 652
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/26/2011 - Last Updated: 04/26/2011

Hutch lets go and holds on. Based on Targets Without a Badge.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble, Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 99 - Hits: 648
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2011 - Last Updated: 09/03/2011

It's not really about the watch.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 98 - Hits: 592
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/15/2011 - Last Updated: 08/15/2011

They say hearing is the last to go.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 261 - Hits: 537
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/12/2011 - Last Updated: 02/12/2011

After all these months, Hutch knew his sins were finally coming home to roost.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3166 - Hits: 1020
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/12/2011 - Last Updated: 02/12/2011

Suspected kidnappers killed by a cop. There had to have been consequences. Tag to The Psychic.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 642 - Hits: 613
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/28/2011 - Last Updated: 05/28/2011

"Wh-what happened?" The words grated in Starsky's throat and ears, ugly and rasping.

"You were shot." Hutch didn't sound so good either.

Starsky thought hard. "Don't remember."


A "Sweet Revenge" AU.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Zinefic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4317 - Hits: 1033
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/10/2013 - Last Updated: 10/10/2013

Everyone thinks they're an expert.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 92 - Hits: 553
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/28/2011 - Last Updated: 10/28/2011

Sometimes Starsky just doesn't listen.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 101 - Hits: 572
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/03/2011 - Last Updated: 09/03/2011

A series of four drabbles, tag to "Gillian"


 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 400 - Hits: 583
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/12/2011 - Last Updated: 06/12/2011

Seth Cooper wasn't the highest-paid lawyer in his firm for nothing. He was calm, cool, and supremely collected. A verdict of 'not guilty on all counts' was a foregone conclusion, a sure bet.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 426 - Hits: 82
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/13/2016 - Last Updated: 11/13/2016

Hutch was a man on the edge. Had Starsky pushed him there?

Set between SvH and SR.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1224 - Hits: 421
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/09/2015 - Last Updated: 08/09/2015

A Hobbit-style birthday drabble for Barancoire, who asked for "Starsky & Hutch; break at the beach."



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 100 - Hits: 134
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/18/2016 - Last Updated: 09/18/2016

You don't always get to choose how you grow old. Missing scene from The Pilot.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 200 - Hits: 777
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/26/2011 - Last Updated: 07/26/2011

Over the years, there'd been countless shots, countless bodies. It was what he did, and did well.

Prologue to The Plague.


 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 460 - Hits: 531
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/05/2011 - Last Updated: 06/05/2011

Tag for the ep Shootout.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 287 - Hits: 567
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/28/2012 - Last Updated: 03/28/2012

Starsky has 24 hours to live. Now one of those hours is gone. Missing scene from the ep A Coffin For Starsky.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 596 - Hits: 673
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/11/2012 - Last Updated: 02/11/2012

Starsky's idea of a picture-perfect romantic moment: just him and Hutch, cuddled up on the couch together.

 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 434 - Hits: 178
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/21/2017 - Last Updated: 01/21/2017

They talk, among other things.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 994 - Hits: 927
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/26/2011 - Last Updated: 04/26/2011

Hutch decides it is time to remove the hair from his lip.


 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Challenge, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1293 - Hits: 725
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/15/2011 - Last Updated: 04/15/2011

If perception is reality, then Hutch is Starsky's reality.




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 188 - Hits: 770
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/12/2011 - Last Updated: 10/12/2011

A Sweet Revenge double drabble.


 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 199 - Hits: 555
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/12/2011 - Last Updated: 07/12/2011

A quiet afternoon at the beach helps restore the soul.

 

Dawnwind's "Rock of Ages" read aloud by hardboiledbaby



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Podfic
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 31 - Hits: 215
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/09/2014 - Last Updated: 09/09/2014

Starsky watches M*A*S*H.


 



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 203 - Hits: 524
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/07/2011 - Last Updated: 07/07/2011

"If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there, does it make a sound?"




Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1036 - Hits: 515
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/23/2011 - Last Updated: 04/23/2011

May is still spring.

A Sweet Revenge drabble.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble, Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 93 - Hits: 311
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/30/2012 - Last Updated: 03/30/2012

World Naked Gardening Day. It's a thing.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 372 - Hits: 86
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/13/2016 - Last Updated: 11/13/2016