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I'm old; I watched S&H when it was first on; I have always thought of them as a slash couple; I've recently rediscovered my love for the guys.

 
Stories by ultrapsychobrat

My apologies to Charles Dickens.

Written as a gift for Hutchynstarsk in the 2012 Secret Santa 911.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5527 - Hits: 664
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/03/2013 - Last Updated: 01/18/2013

A very old poem from thirty-five year ago.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 147 - Hits: 301
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/25/2013 - Last Updated: 06/02/2013

He was nervous--stomach aquiver, hands shaking; and determined--smile in place... He stopped outside the squadroom, staring through the glass doors...

"You takin' tickets or somethin'?"

He whirled, coming face-to-face with a pair of impatient blue eyes. "Oh, no...I...I'm sorry." He stepped away from the doors, and the dark-haired man brushed past him, an exasperated look on his face.

"You'll have to excuse him. Had a bad night. Can I help you? I'm Sgt. Hutchinson."

He looked into another pair of blue eyes, lighter than the first and much friendlier. Hutchinson? He glanced through the glass again, finding the other man seated on the far end of one table... Starsky? Starsky and Hutch-- He beamed at the blond cop and extended his hand. "Richard Ashley, new man."

Hutchinson's handshake was firm and welcoming. "Glad to meet you. First day?"



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Zinefic
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 9739 - Hits: 1799
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/22/2011 - Last Updated: 05/22/2011

Is it bravery, really?



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen, Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 101 - Hits: 552
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/21/2012 - Last Updated: 05/23/2012

Dreams aren't always good.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 102 - Hits: 428
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/27/2013 - Last Updated: 01/27/2013

This is a story set at Christmas, so it's a bit out of season, but it's mainly a first time story.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 6877 - Hits: 1176
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/19/2012 - Last Updated: 05/20/2012

Our guys older.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 319 - Hits: 1344
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/09/2012 - Last Updated: 10/10/2012

What happens when Starsky's old lover makes an appearance?

 

The Polo Lounge—famous haunt of the rich and the pretty—looked very much like any other hotel cocktail lounge. It wasn't pretentious or even particularly elegant, yet an aura of specialness definitely surrounded the place. He glanced at Hutch, wondering if the awkwardness he felt was shared. But the level blue gaze and relaxed posture spoke of total ease. And why not? Hutch looked as though he spent all his nights in places like this.

“Where's your friend?”



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4147 - Hits: 1063
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/23/2011 - Last Updated: 06/25/2011

Plants can be other than what they seem.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Challenge, Crossover
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4831 - Hits: 562
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/29/2012 - Last Updated: 11/13/2012

The nightmares always come.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2331 - Hits: 596
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/22/2013 - Last Updated: 01/30/2013

Hutch is in love with his partner--how does he tell Starsky?

 

The arms tightened around him.

"I know."

"Do you? I don't think so, or you wouldn't be here."

"Wouldn't I?"

"Go home." Save me...save yourself....

"Can't."

Silence descended again, broken finally by the slight rustle of skin on fabric as Starsky lifted his hand. "Hutch, I meant what I said. It really is okay. I love you, too, you know--no limits."

"Don't! Oh, Starsk, don't say that to me. You don't know...you...."



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: None
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 40433 - Hits: 2075
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/17/2011 - Last Updated: 06/18/2011

A view of events in The Plague from Starsky's point of view.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash, Gen
Characters: None
Genre: None
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 497 - Hits: 591
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/09/2012 - Last Updated: 06/14/2012

What if Starsky and Hutch were gay to begin with?

 

“Will you sit down? I don't have all day. This is David Starsky, your partner.”
 
Dobey gestured toward the familiar stranger, who was looking at him again. Beautiful eyes, cold like the sapphires they resembled, watching him, knowing him. Years of practice in disguise and pretense asserted themselves as he crossed the room and sat in the only empty chair. Dark and sullen, he had labeled him. Dangerous. Yes.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 14906 - Hits: 1328
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/23/2011 - Last Updated: 06/23/2011

Samdhi–Two That Are One is sort of an AU since it presupposes that both Starsky and Hutch have always been gay and never meet until a few years before the show began.  This story gives Hutch's early life and establishes why he became a policeman.  This is all exposition, no conversation–a bit different for me, but suited to the purpose.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Author Chose No Category
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4847 - Hits: 425
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/15/2013 - Last Updated: 08/17/2013

Recognition of the truth come upon Hutch.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: None
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 14086 - Hits: 3264
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/23/2013 - Last Updated: 05/12/2013

A pre-slash story following Shootout.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1108 - Hits: 877
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/03/2011 - Last Updated: 07/04/2011

Hutch angst.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 132 - Hits: 597
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/07/2012 - Last Updated: 02/08/2012

After 'The Fix' Hutch decides he can't be trusted. Pre-slash, so no sex or naughty parts.



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Episode Related
Warnings: Author Chooses Not to Use Archive Warnings

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5001 - Hits: 957
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/03/2011 - Last Updated: 07/04/2011

Poem



Rated: Not Rated
Categories: Gen
Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Warnings: No Warnings Needed

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 66 - Hits: 265
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/10/2013 - Last Updated: 02/10/2013